Poor you who isn’t me..
1: Full name: Eris / Discordia
2: Zodiac sign: O yes plenty! They make great pets.
3: 3 Fears: What, are you crazy!? *laughter*
4: 3 things I love: people crying, children screaming and chocolate
5: 4 turns on: humor, self-respect, something raw and a hoarse voice
6: 4 turns off: world peace, the color pink, goodie fucking two shoes and insecurity
7: My best friend: Ares (brother) and Cailleach
8: Sexual orientation: Straight
9: My best first date: Phrixus behind a waterfall somwhere near Hesperides. Long, long ago..
10: How tall am I: … really?
11: What do I miss: nothing
12: What time were I born: born?
13: Favourite color: purple
14: Do I have a crush: yes
15: Favourite quote: “The less you give a damn the happier you will be.”
16: Favourite place; Hesperides
17: Favourite food: golden apples
18: Do I use sarcasm: Oh no, no… not. at. all.
19: What am I listening to right now: A current favourite is child slavery in Uganda
20: First thing I notice in new person: color of their heart
21: Shoe size: really?
22: Eye color: red
23: Hair color: black
24: Favourite style of clothing: Haha, humans with their “fashion”. So cute. Just go naked and shut the hell up.
25: Ever done a prank call? My favourite Sunday activity.
26: What colour of underwear I’m wearing now? underwear?
27: Meaning behind my URL: What they also call me.
28: Favourite movie: have none
29: Favourite song: have none
30: Favourite band: ugh…
31: How I feel right now: Relaxed and sleepy. Really need my bed now.. it’s been a long chaotic day.
32: Someone I love: Ares
33: My relationship with my parents: private
34: My current relationship status: very, very private
35: Favourite holiday: Halloween
36: Tattoos and piercing I have: none
37: Tattoos and piercing I want: no.
38: The reason I joined Tumblr: Told you.. spreading chaos and misfortune, d’uh.
39: Do I and my last ex hate each other? no
40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts? yes
41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? I don’t kiss and tell..
42: When did I last hold hands? last night.
43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? Baby, I wake up ready.
44: Have I shaved your legs in the past three days? I’m a goddess, I don’t need to shave my legs.
45: Where am I right now? At home in Tartarus
46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? Ares
47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? Loud
48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad? ew, no.
49: Am I excited for anything? Breiviks speech
50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? No, women are not meant to be trusted. Especially the intelligent ones.
51: How often do I wear a fake smile? never.
52: When was the last time I hugged someone? last night.
53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? I’d taxidermy their bodies.
54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? no.
55: What is something I disliked about today? no.. not really.
56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? Ah but you see, I CAN meet anyone on this little earth at any time I want. One of the few traits of being a goddess.
57: What do I think about most? chaos
58: What’s my strangest talent? I can attach a spoon on my nose.
59: Do I have any strange phobias? heh, no.
60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? Oh I like it from behind. Using the actors as my little puppets.. *rubs hands*
61: What was the last lie I told? Impossible to awnser.
62: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online? phone.
63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? no and no.
64: Do I believe in magic? well yes..
65: Do I believe in luck? no.
66: What’s the weather like right now? peaceful.. *sigh* sadly enough.
67: What was the last book I’ve read? don’t remember
68: Do I like the smell of gasoline? why, yes
69: Do I have any nicknames? No, it’s becasue all those who have tired suffered tragic fates and are no longer with us.
70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had? I’m a goddess. I don’t suffer from injuries.
71: Do I spend money or save it? Spend!
72: Can I touch my nose with a tounge? Yes
73: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me? I certainly hope not..
74: Favourite animal? snake
75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM? I had company..
76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is? *makes a face* … really?
77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? War sirens
78: How can you win my heart? Why win when you can steal it?
79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone? Tombstone?.. Ah, that human.. dead, stone, thing. Yeah.. still immortal over here.
80: What is my favorite word? “chaos”.. just.. listen to it.. *goose bumps*
81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr: no.
82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? Last man alive will be immortal and get whatever he asks for! Let the games begin!
83: Do I have any relatives in jail? eh..
84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? I already posess all of them.. next question.
85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? Hehe, very clever..
86: What is my current desktop picture? Naked picture of your dad.
87: Had sex? With your dad? Yes several times.
88: Bought condoms? Goddesses don’t catch stds so.. no.
89: Gotten pregnant? Fat. chance.
90: Failed a class? eh..
91: Kissed a boy? No, but a man.
92: Kissed a girl? yes
93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? yes
94: Had job? Is this sexual realted? If yes, then the awnser yes.
95: Left the house without my wallet? … *sigh* material fools.
96: Bullied someone on the internet? all the time! so much fun.
97: Had sex in public? yes
98: Played on a sports team? ew.. no
99: Smoked weed? yes
100: Did drugs? yes
101: Smoked cigarettes? yes
102: Drank alcohol? yes
103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan? No I love animals… problem? ;)
104: Been overweight? ew, no
105: Been underweight? no
106: Been to a wedding? yes.. wasn’t invited tho.. diddn’t stop me!
107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? no
108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight? no
109: Been outside my home country? Baby, you don’t want to know where I’ve been.
110: Gotten my heart broken? ick, no
111: Been to a professional sports game? NO!
112: Broken a bone? NOOOO
113: Cut myself? NOOOOOO!
114: Been to prom? NOOO
115: Been in airplane? no.. comon..
116: Fly by helicopter? … *blank stare*
117: What concerts have I been to? *face palm* oh Gods…
118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex? no!
119: Learned another language? no
120: Wore make up? … shut up.
121: Lost my virginity before I was 18? yes!
122: Had oral sex? yes
123: Dyed my hair? yes
124: Voted in a presidential election? no
125: Rode in an ambulance? noooooo
126: Had a surgery? dafuq?
127: Met someone famous? u mad?
128: Stalked someone on a social network? U.. MAD?
129: Peed outside? oh comon…
130: Been fishing? please stop..
131: Helped with charity? … now you’re just making fun of me.
132: Been rejected by a crush? It’s not funny.
133: Broken a mirror? yes! yes I have
134: What do I want for birthday? glorious chaos
135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names? ew.. really, ew
136: Was I named after anyone? no
137: Do I like my handwriting? yes
138: What was my favourite toy as a child? I found this dead bird once..
139: Favourite Tv Show? no
140: Where do I want to live when older? same place
141: Play any musical instrument? no
142: One of my scars, how did I get it? have none
143: Favourite pizza toping? no
144: Am I afraid of the dark? Baby, I am the dark..
145: Am I afraid of heights? no
146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad? yes
147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end? yes.. like with Sinbad..
148: What I’m really bad at: empathy is really not my cup of tea..
149: What my greatest achievments are: Well let’s see! There’s the trojan war, world war, world war 2, chernobyl, the tsunami in thailand 2004. Oh and recently the asian tusnami last year. I’ve also had some quite interesting exchange with Anders Breivik. Aw, too soon? Too bad, your tears taste so sweet..
150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me: I forget. Alltho they tend to get pretty creative from time to time..
151: What I’d do if I won in a lottery: eergh..
152: What do I like about myself: What’s there not to like?
153: My closest Tumblr friend: no.
154: Something I fantasise about: glorious chaos
155: Any question you’d like: no