So I met him yesterday. The dog. Because.. well, let’s face it. He is kinda cute and maybe he’ll make good fuck material later on, or atleast.. that’s what I thought.

Little did I know I was gonna get dissapointed. He’s less sexier than what I rememberd him. Maybe it’s the hat? 

Anywhore. I got so turned off just by the fact that he wants me so bad. He even asked me if he could kiss me. I mean.. who does that!? I just smiled and continued drinking the expensive drinks he brought for me. Leaving him with nothing afterwards.

So I told him off today. He cried. Alot. I had to hide my chuckles between his sobs. There’s just something about humans crying that makes me giggle..

Tough love, sweetie.

So *********** called me “it” today. Because well.. I diddn’t feel so good and I overslept. As soon as I don’t smile and act all “happy like” she turns into this gigantic mega bitch. I am not allowed to feel bad because then I am not even worthy being called aything other than “it” or “a thing”.
Considering her age she’s actually more of an object then I am.
How dares she?
False old cunt.

Ohwell, she’ll die soon anyway.

On top of that she’s got a bad jugement of character. Very, very bad I might add Have you seen the people she’s considered to be her friends? I mean.. really. Really!?

Blood is not thicker than water. Na-uh, not anymore.
As soon as May ends I will cut off all contact with her.
Forget “it”, bitch. 

I am not her puppet so she can just fuck the fuck off, disgusting hag.
I hate her ugly face. 

(sensing I’ll only use this blog for ventilation of anger)

Dog: I want you to speak to me from time to time. It makes me happy. I know you’ve made up your mind but I still hope and dream for a future with you.

Told him to hit the road. Still not getting it.

*sigh* Bored now.

Great. Turns out that the dog has got no sense of humor either. I was pulling one of my rape jokes and he flinched. I mean really. Really?
Do you got any idea who you’re dealing with?

Why does the most charming men always turn out to be total bores with no humor? Humor is everything. Everything.

Wha.. why.. why am I talking to him again? *cold stare*

.:Later:. 
And now he tries to defend himself by saying that nothing is tabu when it comes to joking.

If only he had a nice body then he’d atleast make a nice trofy. What a waste.
Oh bother. 

There are just so few things a good baseball bat cannot do.

1: Full name: Eris / Discordia

2: Zodiac sign: O yes plenty! They make great pets. 

3: 3 Fears: What, are you crazy!? *laughter*

4: 3 things I love: people crying, children screaming and chocolate

5: 4 turns on: humor, self-respect, something raw and a hoarse voice

6: 4 turns off: world peace, the color pink, goodie fucking two shoes and insecurity 

7: My best friend: Ares (brother) and Cailleach

8: Sexual orientation: Straight

9: My best first date: Phrixus behind a waterfall somwhere near Hesperides. Long, long ago..

10: How tall am I: … really?

11: What do I miss: nothing 

12: What time were I born: born? 

13: Favourite color: purple 

14: Do I have a crush: yes 

15: Favourite quote: “The less you give a damn the happier you will be.” 

16: Favourite place; Hesperides

17: Favourite food: golden apples 

18: Do I use sarcasm: Oh no, no… not. at. all. 

19: What am I listening to right now: A current favourite is child slavery in Uganda

20: First thing I notice in new person: color of their heart 

21: Shoe size: really? 

22: Eye color: red

23: Hair color: black 

24: Favourite style of clothing: Haha, humans with their “fashion”. So cute. Just go naked and shut the hell up. 

25: Ever done a prank call? My favourite Sunday activity.

26: What colour of underwear I’m wearing now? underwear?

27: Meaning behind my URL: What they also call me.

28: Favourite movie: have none

29: Favourite song: have none

30: Favourite band: ugh…

31: How I feel right now: Relaxed and sleepy. Really need my bed now.. it’s been a long chaotic day.

32: Someone I love: Ares

33: My relationship with my parents: private

34: My current relationship status: very, very private

35: Favourite holiday: Halloween 

36: Tattoos and piercing I have: none

37: Tattoos and piercing I want: no.

38: The reason I joined Tumblr: Told you.. spreading chaos and misfortune, d’uh. 

39: Do I and my last ex hate each other? no

40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts? yes

41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? I don’t kiss and tell..

42: When did I last hold hands? last night.

43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? Baby, I wake up ready.

44: Have I shaved your legs in the past three days? I’m a goddess, I don’t need to shave my legs.

45: Where am I right now? At home in Tartarus

46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? Ares

47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? Loud

48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad? ew, no.

49: Am I excited for anything? Breiviks speech

50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? No, women are not meant to be trusted. Especially the intelligent ones.

51: How often do I wear a fake smile? never.

52: When was the last time I hugged someone? last night.

53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? I’d taxidermy their bodies.

54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? no.

55: What is something I disliked about today? no.. not really.

56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? Ah but you see, I CAN meet anyone on this little earth at any time I want. One of the few traits of being a goddess. 

57: What do I think about most? chaos

58: What’s my strangest talent? I can attach a spoon on my nose.

59: Do I have any strange phobias? heh, no.

60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? Oh I like it from behind. Using the actors as my little puppets.. *rubs hands*

61: What was the last lie I told? Impossible to awnser.

62: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online? phone.

63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? no and no.

64: Do I believe in magic? well yes..

65: Do I believe in luck? no.

66: What’s the weather like right now? peaceful.. *sigh* sadly enough.

67: What was the last book I’ve read? don’t remember

68: Do I like the smell of gasoline? why, yes

69: Do I have any nicknames? No, it’s becasue all those who have tired suffered tragic fates and are no longer with us.

70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had? I’m a goddess. I don’t suffer from injuries.

71: Do I spend money or save it? Spend!

72: Can I touch my nose with a tounge? Yes

73: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me? I certainly hope not..

74: Favourite animal? snake

75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM? I had company..

76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is? *makes a face* … really?

77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? War sirens

78: How can you win my heart? Why win when you can steal it?

79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone? Tombstone?.. Ah, that human.. dead, stone, thing. Yeah.. still immortal over here.

80: What is my favorite word? “chaos”.. just.. listen to it.. *goose bumps*

81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr: no.

82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? Last man alive will be immortal and get whatever he asks for! Let the games begin!

83: Do I have any relatives in jail? eh..

84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? I already posess all of them.. next question.

85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? Hehe, very clever..

86: What is my current desktop picture? Naked picture of your dad.

87: Had sex? With your dad? Yes several times.

88: Bought condoms? Goddesses don’t catch stds so.. no.

89: Gotten pregnant? Fat. chance.

90: Failed a class? eh..

91: Kissed a boy? No, but a man.

92: Kissed a girl? yes

93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? yes

94: Had job? Is this sexual realted? If yes, then the awnser yes.

95: Left the house without my wallet? … *sigh* material fools.

96: Bullied someone on the internet? all the time! so much fun.

97: Had sex in public? yes

98: Played on a sports team? ew.. no

99: Smoked weed? yes

100: Did drugs? yes

101: Smoked cigarettes? yes

102: Drank alcohol? yes

103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan? No I love animals… problem? ;)

104: Been overweight? ew, no

105: Been underweight? no

106: Been to a wedding? yes.. wasn’t invited tho.. diddn’t stop me! 

107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? no

108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight? no

109: Been outside my home country? Baby, you don’t want to know where I’ve been.

110: Gotten my heart broken? ick, no

111: Been to a professional sports game? NO!

112: Broken a bone? NOOOO

113: Cut myself? NOOOOOO!

114: Been to prom? NOOO

115: Been in airplane? no.. comon..

116: Fly by helicopter? … *blank stare*

117: What concerts have I been to? *face palm* oh Gods…

118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex? no!

119: Learned another language? no

120: Wore make up? … shut up.

121: Lost my virginity before I was 18? yes!

122: Had oral sex? yes

123: Dyed my hair? yes

124: Voted in a presidential election? no

125: Rode in an ambulance? noooooo

126: Had a surgery? dafuq?

127: Met someone famous? u mad? 

128: Stalked someone on a social network? U.. MAD? 

129: Peed outside? oh comon…

130: Been fishing? please stop..

131: Helped with charity? … now you’re just making fun of me.

132: Been rejected by a crush? It’s not funny.

133: Broken a mirror? yes! yes I have

134: What do I want for birthday? glorious chaos

135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names? ew.. really, ew

136: Was I named after anyone? no

137: Do I like my handwriting? yes

138: What was my favourite toy as a child? I found this dead bird once..

139: Favourite Tv Show? no

140: Where do I want to live when older? same place

141: Play any musical instrument? no

142: One of my scars, how did I get it? have none

143: Favourite pizza toping? no

144: Am I afraid of the dark? Baby, I am the dark..

145: Am I afraid of heights? no

146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad? yes

147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end? yes.. like with Sinbad..

148: What I’m really bad at: empathy is really not my cup of tea..

149: What my greatest achievments are: Well let’s see! There’s the trojan war, world war, world war 2, chernobyl, the tsunami in thailand 2004. Oh and recently the asian tusnami last year. I’ve also had some quite interesting exchange with Anders Breivik. Aw, too soon? Too bad, your tears taste so sweet..

150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me: I forget. Alltho they tend to get pretty creative from time to time..

151: What I’d do if I won in a lottery: eergh.. 

152: What do I like about myself: What’s there not to like?

153: My closest Tumblr friend: no.

154: Something I fantasise about: glorious chaos

155: Any question you’d like: no

Man: There is this woman who is an old friend of mine. She got thrown out by her parents. I let her live at my place. I wasn’t allowed inside my own appartment because she was so damaged by the horrible event. I wasn’t allowed to leave the apartment either so I sat in my hall for four months. After a while I was allowed to come in. When she feelt abit better I sent her to a mental institution. Today she feels much better.


Bra-vo.
So let me get this straight. I’m supposed to get all soft-hearted and choose him for a mate now.
This.
is.
disgusting.
He really thinks he’s hot shit becasue he’s got no self-respect what so ever. Do not come and brag about what a big dumbass.. oh, I mean “hero” you are. Hot heroes are so 1996.
It’s repulsive what he does to himself. He’s acting like a dog who comes back running even after you kick it in the head. What kind of man is that? Let me tell you, it is no man. From now on I shall call him “dog”. 



Now lie down, roll over and play DEAD.
Bad dog. 

“You’re lying!”

Man: I’m happy you’re feeling better today. Means alot to me.

Man: I don’t know how to express myself but you are the most beautiful person I’ve ever met. I  want you to know that you’ll always have a special place in my heart. I love you, Eris.
Eris: …


He’s known me for a month. One. single. month.
Men are so simple..

Welcome to my realm.